"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."- Mae West
When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
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Adele: I set fire to the rain
Me:
Mom:
Adele: Watched it pour
Me and Adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
Mom: Please get your hand off my face I’m driving.
(Source: youcancallmepotter)
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me
(Source: alexander-delarge-sir)
Thanks for forgetting my birthday. Thanks for being mean to me. Thanks for not
Knowing how much it actually hurts when you say those things.
Thanks for ruining my day.
